Hello, m'dears. Found my way here through lj and thought I'd see if it really is suicide to wander into the Shades...

Hmm... There are ninja smilies here. Not sure if that's a good sign or not...

well, that LJ link seemed sliiiiightly more worthwhile than anything else...
hellew, darling. we do like new people here. very much.
[sharpens pointy stick]

NinNin! *confiscates stick* no torturing them until they've settled in and can't escape.

Welcome, LadyGreenEyes ... don't be put off by the ninjas and the people who want to whack you with sticks ...We're actually very nice. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me or my fellow Watchperson, Maskerade. We're here to serve. Oh, and protect. That too

humph.
*grumble grumble*

no sticks? *pout*

Guess I'll have to use the dwarf bread then!

*takes Dwarf Bread*

None of that or I'll make you eat it!

Hello LadyGreeneyes, another person of the watch here for your protection