Fantasy Rhapsody

I was trawling through the web looking for good fantasy spoofs to bring here, and I found quite a few based around changed lyrics for Queen's song 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.
Those of you who know me from QOL will probably know this first one:

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It's a great spoof of 'Fellowship of the ring'!
The lyrics are on this page, and there's a link to click to hear the song. It's much funnier to hear than to read- highly reccommended!

This one is lyrics only, and it's a spoof on old space fantasy favourite Star Wars! mendeddrum/fighting03.gif

LANDO: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.
LEIA: Open your eyes
Stand up to these guys and see.
LUKE: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cuz who's my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.
HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me
PIETT: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life is no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, ooooooo.
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.
YODA: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.
LUKE: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
PIETT: Vader, ooooooooo.
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

LUKE: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
REBELS: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mundacity!
HAN: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
JABBA: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NO LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

C3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
LEIA: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee,
for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Stormtroopers start headbanging)

LUKE: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.

OBIWAN: May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter,
to meeeeeeee.

There are just TONS! More to follow...

Here's another- this time for those of you who are fans of the 'Dragonlance Chronicles'...

TANIS: Is this my real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Where do the stars hide?
Why does evil close in on me?

RAISTLIN: Hourglass eyes
Look up to the skies and see.
I'm not a weak mage,
I know the truth, you see.
There will be Dragons Blue, Dragons White
Dragons Good rise to fight.
Any way the War goes
Doesn't really matter to me - to me.

TAS: Tanis, just look at me!
Found a purse all full of gold!
Oh, it's yours? Well, then I'll hold-
Tanis - please let go of me!
I swear I thought you'd thrown it all away!

STURM: Tanis... hey let him go.
He didn't mean to take your cash,
We must be off to find the Lance tomorrow.
Caramon, Caramon:
Where is Kitiara?

KITIARA: I'm late, to meet my friends.
Sent men to the front line
Grea-*test*-('") power will be mine.
Good-bye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gonna leave you all behind and lead my troops.
Tanis (ooo-ooo), you deserve to die.
Behind my back you've fallen for Laurana...

LAURANA: I see a little Qualinesti in your soul,
Tanthalas, Tanthalas, can I be your companion?
The memories you're fighting-
That human woman's fright'ning me!

TANIS: Kitiara (Kitiara), Kitiara (Kitiara)
Kitiara Uth Matar-
A Dragonlord!

FLINT: I'm just an old dwarf, everybody bugs me.
chorus He's Just an old dwarf, but he's still family.
He'll give his life so that we can be free.

CARAMON: Easy go, easy come. Everybody thinks I'm dumb.
chorus Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb
CARAMON: I'm not dumb?
chorus Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.
CARAMON: I'm not dumb!
chorus We do not think you're dumb.
CARAMON: I'm not dumb, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum,

Oh, brother Raistlin, brother Raistlin,
Brother Raistlin, where'd you go?

RAISTLIN: To Takhisis, she's a black robe set aside for me
For me...
For meee!

(musical interlude, headbanging, etc.)

STURM: So you think evil dragons can beat the good guys?
So you think you can stab me and leave me to die?
Oh, Lady - you might do this to me, Lady
But you'll never win out,
You'll never deafeat Good and Right!

TANIS: Paladine has triumphed
Check the skies and see.
Evil has no place here-
Evil has no place here-
We're free.

Any way the War goes...

lol funny! sort of creeped out when "gandalf" started singing, but still good.

Heehee! That Star Wars one is good

The Lord of The Rings one was CLASS!

Not exactly fantasy...but you MUST watch it! Sheer class

http://eclectech.co.uk/camillaqueen.php

LEEttle mortal, EEt’s bEEn a long, cold lovely evening
LEEttle morsel, you lEEve for now: your help is here

Here comes De sun to Transylvania
Here comes De sun and I say, “I’ll go hide”

LEEttle mortal, I VEEll return to my coffin
LEEttle morsel, EEt seems like garlic’s someVere here

Here comes De sun to Transylvania
Here comes De sun and I say, “I’ll go hide”

Sun Sun Sun here EEt comes [aaahh!]
Sun Sun Sun here EEt comes [aaahh!]
Sun Sun Sun here EEt comes [aaahh!]
Sun Sun Sun here EEt comes [aaahh!]
Sun Sun Sun here EEt comes [aaahh!]

LEEttle mortal, that Vooden stake is draVing closer
LEEttle morsel, EEt seems like years since I’ve known fear

Here comes De sun to Transylvania
Here comes De sun and I say, “I’ll go hide”

Ven comes the dark to Transylvania?
Ven comes the dark, then I’ll say, “EEt’s all riIIght”

”Eats” all right